This Subreddit Is Dedicated to Cool, Alternative Guides, and We’re Learning So Much

There really is a guide to anything out there, huh? Someone even took the time to create this strange guide explaining what a possum is or everything you need to know about possums. Contrary to popular belief, possums and opossums are two different animals, and possums aren’t even rodents. They belong to the marsupial family.

According to this guide, possums are “just inside-out cats,” they are cute and fun but will break your heart, and contrary to what you may think, they aren’t playing dead. I’m sensing some baggage here. It’s pretty obvious this person had their heart broken by a possum; we’re just not sure in what way.