A Guide to Anger Your British Mateso
Has your British coworker made you angry? Well, it’s time to take revenge, and the best way to do that is by disrespecting the thing they cherish the most – tea. It’s a brilliant plan, because there’s no way they’d be able to refuse a cup of tea – and when they take the first sip, they won’t know what hit them.

First, grab a mug that ISN’T yours. Put in a teabag, add milk, then cold hard water. Simply microwave it for a minute and a half, and the final and most important step – leave it out for an hour or till you remember you made it, and serve it to them. This is a class case of “revenge is best served cold”!