These Creepy Cakes Will Make Sure That No One Is Hungry For Dessert

I spent much of my childhood traumatized by aspics. I don’t know how many of you younger folks know about this, but back in the 1970s, it was very popular to make savory jellies flavored with everything from shrimp to vegetables to corned beef, and this cake takes me right back there.

Jello should be allowed to be made in a few very specific [sweet] flavors and should not contain anything other than some berries and the occasional slice of banana. I can only hope that the dentures in this jello cake are candy and not real; otherwise, whoever tries to bite into this might be needing some themselves.