The Many Different Times People Saw Curious and Comical Things on the Subway

It took me quite a while to figure out what was happening here. Initially, I thought this was another person who had taken my costume instructions a little bit too far. Then I thought we were dealing with a pirate who accidentally boarded this train instead of his ship and then some sort of retired veteran.

However, it seems the truth, the only possible explanation for this man’s unique visage, is that we are looking into the face of a time traveler. This fully armed and fully garbed Russian Cossack must have come to us from his time to fulfill some important mission, and he’s just riding his way there.