The Many Different Times People Saw Curious and Comical Things on the Subway

Oh no, I’m going to have to do a backflip. Forget everything I said. Never dress up on the train. Dress normally, sit in your seats, and don’t interact with anyone. And this is all your fault, medieval doctor man. You had to ruin it for us all by taking things too far.

I know, I know. I was the one saying to normalize costumes, but I thought I could rely on you having an ounce of common sense like the rest of us. And then you had to go and dress up in the most obviously terrifying costume that strikes fear into all of our hearts. What a shame.